this is where fritz and jpeg swoop in and mop up the 1000 points in DC

nobody picked Anisimova lol

that’s all folks

forgot to post this

Wait there was play on the Middle Sunday???

sorry about skipping yesterday’s writeup i was really drunk lol

MATCHUUUUUUUUUUPS GETCHER MATCHUPS HERE

i need to start posting these more than 5 hours before play starts

there may be no day 4 writeup as i’m pretty busy, but feel free to imagine i got all of the picks right

i can’t believe i wrote all of this

all the effort of blurry with none of the accuracy

WE ARE SO BACK

The race is tightening up heading into Wimbledon

get fritzed

i think the rest of this season is going to be painful

mamma mia santa italia

UH OH

My lead is suddenly dwindling, and don’t look now, but Jannik Sinner is about to return to the tour. Things are suddenly tightening up as we head into Rome.

My 3400-point lead has shrunk down to a 2100-point lead over a single 1000-level tournament. Since there are 12 more of those to go and 3 Slams, it’s still truly anyone’s game.

almost out of breakthrough bonuses

THINGS ARE GETTING CRISPY IN HERE

Breakthrough bonus for Machac. I’m gonna need a couple more of those

the tortoise does, in fact, sometimes race to an early lead

poor ADF :(

WHAT YEAR IS IT

Easiest final of Felix’s career, truly never in doubt

Madison who?? Never heard of her

Oops, I guess I forgot to actually publish this post after sorting out all the formatting issues. You probably don’t want to read this one.

that’s right boys